christ, you keep saying words and all of them are terrible.

WHAT ABOUT THE MALE BEES

Beesandry!!!

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No she got away with it cuz she turned all his fat into soap and then she laughed and laughed and set his car on fire

You might hate it your first time. You’ll probably say to yourself, “what the fuck is this weird shit? What are my friends making me watch? What the fuck is even going on? This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen!”

Yeah, and what if you have sex with ladies? But lots of orgasms?

“Men in their prime” I lol’d, then agreed

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”

I super love this. I super-plus love this. This news just... it gives me wings.

New, from Yankee Candles ‘Bleak af’ line! Try our other scents:

“But you should donate to the It Gets Better Project anyway.”

I just want all snack manufacturers to know that if you don’t start producing a line of rainbow-colored food I assume your company is run by homophobes.

I’m gay. All my shit is rainbows.

Next on the list...

Also protects against telepathy.

I just came here to star everyone who says that Love Actually is the worst.

Just because it’s Christmas....you don’t get to body snark!