Like, Harry's name is actually Henry. 

..but how do i get silicone lube off my wall?

..but how do i get silicone lube off my wall?

I tried to go with very little frills but classic stuff that at best will hit the mark perfectly and at worst will just get a ‘meh’. 

Oh Lord, I’m giving my new gf a bag full of this and that hoping at least something will hit the mark. What if it’s all horrible to her?! Like, i already know what I’m getting from her and what she’s getting from her other partner and I stupidly decided to go the surprise route...

It’s fucking unfair and bleak and horrible. but also beautiful. nobody dies. I think Polster does a good enough job.

Dan is 54, according to Wiki. A millennial? He did publish the professional expert’s advice tho.

You can in Europe. I’m whelmed right now.

Oh! this reminds that there is a recent documentary about the first black citizen of Luxembourg, Jacques Leurs: Schwaarze Mann - Un noir parmi nous by Fränz Hausemer. 

I like that conditioner. bought it after I used it at an air bnb in Berlin. they also had a nice shampoo by the same brand.

iced tea? interesting...

i guess the headband for the brows might work but i’d be bothered by all that smushing which might color too much outside the lines. or i guess one could fill in the brows somewhat smaller and then then it would spread out enough with the smushing.

cute? very. ethical and last forever?  if u say so. but I don't see any shock absorption.

(good?) henna is sticky and gooey and doesn’t run all over the place or crumble so i cover my brows with it, try to shape all that mess into something that looks like two normal brows, let it dry a tad, slap (gently) some clingfilm over my forehead and try to hang out for about three hours. i used to tape them with…

same brows! i started wearing glasses and now mostly veer towards a thick dark frame to.. frame my face. i also started dyeing my hair red and then doing the brows with henna too to get a look that makes more sense. i’m not doing my brows any more often than my roots (tho sometimes i should) so it’s not a every…

as a queer woman I appreciated the woman-on-woman action even if male-gaze-y. i did not appreciate the drawn out killing of the queer woman.

It’s like Ocean’s 8 but set during the Nobel prize ceremony (like, the venue is gorge) and something something old crown jewels.

it seems to me the yogurt is something she ate during breakfast but not that she mixed it in. you can see the cup of strawberry yogurt on the photo.

well, she says next to those eggs that you can critique her all you want for that liquid but that’s how she likes her eggs.

exactly