Chris Paul signed with OKC? News to me!

You really whiffed on this reply:

As a 30-year-old, I remember watching LJ run for 300+ against Indiana when I was in high school. My freshman year of college, Reggie Bush had that run against Fresno State, and made defenders shit their pants in the open field. Since then I’ve watched Darren McFadden, Adrian Peterson, CJ Spiller, Trent Richardson, and…

Poor kid. I can’t believe Penn State did this to him.

As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

I remember Orestes Destrade.

Uh, the fact that 62 is a smaller number than 73 is the reason why Stanton’s number will not stand as the home run record. (There’s also the juiced ball, but we don’t even need to look that far into it, because... he’s not going to set the record for most home runs in a season!)

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Dolphins and Buccaneers both excel in water. Let them play

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

He would have Dolgopoloved it off too, if it hadn’t been for those darn teenagers.

This comment will blow up in your face like dynamite. Ticktickticktick Boom, Dynamite.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

ESPN not liberal? Not sure what channel they’re watching - BYU Sports?

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

yeah but you are in public - shouldn’t there be a minimum decorum level? if I dressed in gym clothes I would be embarrassed in this setting...and in turn I find all the slobs dressed like this to be embarrassing and gross. just my opinion but I can’t help it.

They discussed inflation in the text exchange.