Spending the months leading up to Joker’s release anticipating how bad it will be and then putting it on the worst of the year list for not living down to your expectations is pretty much Peak 2019 AV Club.

Yeah, I believe what they pulled out of was a different project for HBO, Confederate. Thank goodness. 

I thought even by Ghostbusters 2, the city of New York had tried to say that the first movie was all just an elaborate hallucination or some such.

I think most of the failings of GB2106 land solely with Feig. It was a rough sketch of a story that had no script. It was a 2 hour movie with a 60 minute story and 60 minutes of ad-libbing that failed more often than landed. And I agree, the cast was probably the best thing about the movie, but they were given nothing…

Walked into the kitchen this evening, flipped on the light and spotted a perfectly ripe banana duct taped to the wall. I laughed my ass off.

a banana’s shelf life outside of a refrigerator is short

Or what if I’m marrying two soups at the Souplantation?

Is the staff of jalopnik tied up somewhere while somebody else pretends to be them? I think this is the first time I remember one of these going down with all suggestions actually kind of making sense. There was no “buy this half finished pro mod car and put an extra set of seats in it. A roll came means it safe,…

Or just get a stationary bike and watch the Doctor Who serial “The Curse of Peladon,” one of the best third doctor stories! 

That one dude had a great idea to get himself a free one of these 2000 dollar basement statues, that’s for sure.

Can you imagine how heavy that car must be from all the bullets that must take up every square inch of available space?

Yes, Spectre was terrible.

Why are the bad guys using guns against the glass? You’re supposed to just throw a ball at it.

Yeah, maybe the guy who made Goodfellas, The Age of Innocence, Silence, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Last Temptation of Christ, After Hours, Raging Bull, and Hugo needs work on his range.

Thanks to Lucas, the muzzle flashes also serve as headlights on evening drives.

I still wonder why people consider bright colors like pink and yellow to be feminine. Imagine running rings around people at the autocross in this car, it would be hilarious. Showing up in a teeny pink car, then all 6'3" of me pops out, the idea is tickling me pink actually...

My wife informed me that my favorite shirt is white with pink stripes.

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

It’s a Lotus frickin’ Elise. Nothing else matters.

Dolemite will always have a special place in my heart for inspiring so much of Black Dynamite.