Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Man, all these people saying “do this” or “this is the way” and I’m just wondering when I’ll have the time to rebuild my corolla engine so I can add boost.

You’re right, but that’s why he was the best part of Space Jam.

Sitting through Space Jam right now would not be as fun as you remember.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

I'm not old. You're old.

Only if you push it the last 150,000 miles.

Yah, I have a lot of people say that to me, but I see it differently.

so... you’re not burned out on it?

While working underhood, any socket or wrench you drop will fall through to the ground and magically find its way to the exact geometric center of the car, forcing you to crawl halfway under it for retrieval.

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Wait, do people actually claim that? I would think college players being objectively worse at basketball would weaken such a claim.

THIS TAKE IS ALMOST TOO HOT TO TAKE

The NBA is, and will forever be a better product than college basketball and I will fight any of you jabronis who disagrees with me.

Every time my wife and I watch Veep, we think of the Inside Amy Schumer sketch where JLD, Tina Fey, and Patricia Arquette talk about hitting their Last Fuckable Day...and we wonder if that will ever happen.

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.

The Vanagon laid eggs via its oil (that’s not a “leak”, it’s an egg laying), which are too small to see with the naked eye. Those eggs then hatch into larvae, which you see here. Eventually they will turn into...

Yeah it’s just you