I can’t help but notice that it should be “in the same vein” but “in the same vain” is technically correct in this context. Huh.

Dustbustin’ makes me feel good.

Dude is passing a car in the right lane. That’s not “blocking” anything.

If we only post when they pay us, and they stopped paying us, then why would we have posted this? Yeah, you just got Kotaku’d. Eat it.

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

Funny story, we had a person prepping a kaffir lime ice cream base, and they mistakenly used bay leaves. It was actually pretty tasty. But the bulk of our bay leaves are used in savory preparations.”

Never forget

The Warriors are my favorite team, Albert Burneko is my favorite internet writer, and this is my favorite piece of internet writing.

A good dog.

First of all, Greg — big fan. Congrats on the fellowship or whatever you just got handed.

Mad Max! Mad Max! Mad Max!

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Yes.

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

Actually, all the issues were pre-snow plow. Since then, it has run perfectly! I think this means the snow plow use FIXED it!

You’re our new gentle leader.

Pretty fuckin’ terrible.

Baby, green is not your color.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles