The matches have been repackaged as The Cousins Cup presented by Incestry.com

Do not ride in bed of pickup, especially if you are a Bengal.

I remember Capote’s boy band: N’ColdBlood

That’s because most rape jokes are more about punching the victim rather than the rapist which perpetuates rape culture as a whole. Seder’s tweet, on the other hand, was clearly not in the same vein with any modicum of thought and realization about its context. 

“Our next caller is Andrew from Tennessee. What’s on your mind, Andrew?”

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel will fill the inevitable void left by Transparent quite nicely.

Couldn’t have asked for a better ending to this delightfully dark gem of a show. I’m so glad it went out at the top of its game and was only planned as a limited series, but I sure as hell am gonna miss seeing Gamby and Russell fuck shit up. Thanks for the crazy ride, ‘Vice Principals.’ See you (hopefully) at the…

Apparently not, and that’s precisely the problem.

You may be the only one who considers that a joke.

I hope you are, because that shit is not okay and it is not funny.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

You mean they’re not hand-crafted by gummi artists who work exclusively in the medium of gummi?

(moves the goal posts yet again)

Maybe they’ll fucking poison it so we can stop hearing about it.

I am all for him having a crisis after what Lindsay put him through last season. But I don’t see the point of going full evil.

Good to know your voice doesn’t mean shit if you are a nobody.

Come on Puerto Rico, did you ever think about how a hurricane devastating every aspect of your daily life would mildly inconvenience all of us on the mainland.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.