Fine!...Fine!...so Mitch McConnell snorts rails off Elaine Chao’s tits like he’s Axl fucking Rose!...no problem!...I’ll just adjust my mental azimuth to incorporate that into my reality now...SUPER!! Really top notch!

Yeah, I have thought some pretty ugly things for someone who considers himself a pacifist since the godforsaken election.

Lol yeah it’s sure a good thing Woodward and Bernstein just stood around observing the Watergate incident and didn’t question it or push back against the official story in any way

George wasn’t anti-PC, he was anti-moron. Fuck no he wouldn’t have voted for Trump.

Not really. Wolf’s most scathing jokes were at the expense of the media.

“good journalists don’t use hyperbole” -Guy Making False Statement, Ironic Hyperbole

Sanctuary cities have crime rates to similar municipalities that are not sanctuary cities - on average, slightly lower, but not enough to warrant making a big deal out of it, other than to debunk racist claims like AZWOMAN’s that you’re gonna get good and raped up by all these illegals.

Indeed, no one has ever intentionally and clearly used hyperbole in a journalistic piece. That has never happened, ever.

Hey, our Country as a whole has done plenty of wrong as well. Don’t take the high ground on illegal immigration when we pretty much stole, lied, and slaughtered our way into owning the area.

It used to be illegal for black people to go all sorts of places. It used to illegal for women to have a bank account or vote. It used to be illegal for me to have a romantic relationship with my boyfriend, another guy. Are you telling me that all black people who didn’t obey slavers, all women who didn’t obey men,…

Except the average wait time for a foreign national to gain U.S. citizenship is 10 years. If you’re a Mexican national, that average jumps to 40 years. I was born in the U.S., but if I was born in a country that bordered a significantly wealthier country, but was told I’d have to wait 40 years to get there legally,…

Wow, I was really hoping it was because he had a conscience.

Um, I don’t think “going commando” means what you think it means. And the mental image I got of him actually going commando....I just....I can’t.......

Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!

Pro tip: If you have to create a situation ENTIRELY DIFFERENT than the situation the grown ups are talking about to prove your point...You might not be ready to talk with the grown ups yet.

Gen. Russel Honoré (Army guy during Katrina, if you don’t recall the name) recently said on a local radio broadcast that they should just bust open the doors of the nearest WalMart and give it away. He’s cool like that.

You deviated preverts are going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company for this.

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

Isn’t he the same guy who, on 9/11, called the NYC Dept of Buildings to report that some WTC employees were exiting the building without swiping their badges on the way out?