When Peter “I raise money for terrorist organizations” King has the moral high ground, you’re really, really awful.

Q: Which song is this comment about?
A: All of her songs. ALL. OF. THEM.

She really, really cannot dance.

This song sounds like it was written by a 12 year old after a slumber party gone wrong when someone found her slam book.

Even before I saw this image, I listened to the song and I thought oh, She’s going to make white women’s powered lipton iced tea. ok.

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent of Fireball Whiskey...popular..artificially sweet..terrible.

“White House Chief of Staff John Kelly assured me that no one with DACA would lose this protection unless they violated the terms of the program, and I intend to hold him to that commitment.”

Another poor, crippled person who can’t read words. What a terrible life to lead, I’d just pull the plug on that life support.

I’m sure it has been posted before, but Jesse Custer says it best:

Can’t they be embarrassed right now? Does he have to die first? If my pee paw was out there tossing out “coon” in 2017, I’d be pretty goddamn humiliated.

I’m willing to bet real money that he has never (or at least in decades) used MLK’s real name. Every time he talks about him, every time he refers to a road named after him, he’s always used the slur because he’s always been among other racist assholes.

I think they’d go with “It doesn’t fit on a statue, so it’s not history.”

Again, there’s video all over the internet showing that this crowd was not violent in any way shape or form. He choose to drive on a street blocked by the police into a crowd gathered for a candlelight vigil. You don’t get to drive into people then wail that they’re hitting your car while you, ya know, drove into…

The problem that I have with this scenario is that it’s not like the people who surrounded his car were discreet. It should have been pretty obvious that the driver wasn’t going to be able to go that particular route, yet he drove up close enough in order to be “surrounded.”

Just using he instead of she would have been less instigating, since that’s something that could be more easily missed, could be considered a typo, either way, definitely not as eye catching. Using that slash though, that’s some intentional “I want you to look at this so I can then complain about you looking at this”…

“Holla-caust”

Said it before and it’s more apt than ever - this man is proof nobody in our government killed JFK.

Check you out, trying to be measured and reasonable in the Buzzfeed Headline Era.

Two scoops of ice cream and three - THREE, AH AH AH - lines of adderall.

I listened to it too. It was basically a dry drunk harangue by some car salesman/realtor at the country club who everyone wishes would STFU, and after he leaves they say, “We should really get rid of him.”