keeplosingmykeys
keeplosingmykeys
keeplosingmykeys

This is one of the great mysteries of the universe & it plays out infinitely in real life, tv, movies, novels, plays etc.

And Hitler will forever be remembered for his paintings.

Sorry, Smithsonian, you are so wrong this time.

Yeah, this won’t blow up in their faces.

All joking aside - We lived in NY/PA for a few years and I was actually surprised at how much natural beauty could be found in NJ, especially in the north. I think it’s biggest problem is that it’s full of New Jerseyans (no offense to your Mom, whom I’m sure is a fine and upstanding woman.)

Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.

I’d say poor Robert deNiro in that he demonstrates nicely the damned if you do damned if you don’t nature of the world, but uhhh...

that name , there should be a lawsuit for that only.

Fuckin’ Thomas. I'm not surprised, but DAMN he sucks.

Bobby Jindal, the fiscal conservative who investigated Louisiana Planned Parenthoods to make sure they weren’t selling post-abortion fetal tissue even though none of the Planned Parenthoods in Louisiana perform abortions? That Bobby Jindal?

You need to watch the southern bridal shows to really appreciate the art of successfully paraphrasing, “that thing is ugly as fuck and I wouldn’t dress a dog in it.” into a socially acceptable statement that still allows you an out, but doesn’t cause the bride to dissolve into hysterical tears. Seriously, watching

To echo CurieCat, I do not think that birth parents or sperm and egg donors have any right to their children. But I think children have an absolute right to know who they are, where they came from, and who in this world is their flesh and blood relative. I understand that the right to anonymity conflicts with the

I was interviewed for this show- a friend of mine and I found out that we were actually half sisters (my mom had given her up for adoption, I knew about it but not who, years and years later friend and I have a random conversation and oh look at that, my mysterious half sis is my friend, who I met in my 30's). We

I went to Notre Dame many years ago and had two friends who were raped. Neither reported and so these men went off into the world with zero consequences. It is just staggering every time I think about it.

Now that his Oscar campaign is over he can go back to being an ass.

Most undeserved Oscar of the night, holy shit. You have Leo, and that 87 year old Italian composer for that matter, coming back year after year for a chance and here comes some newish dude waltzing in, getting it on the first try, and he doesn’t even know who in his community has won an Academy award, making it all

It’s only fair that sideline reporters live up to the beauty standards adhered to by the top echelons of the Fox hierarchy.