Her speech was well-delivered and surprisingly progressive, but why have none of her points about equal pay and working mothers ever been mentioned before?

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

So while the NBA very publicly ditches Charlotte over anti-trans legislation, the WNBA players can’t do this too?

I have got to believe GRRM, should he ever put pen to paper again, will do a better job than this. Hopefully this turf of a season inspires him to fix the fucking record.

I am so FUCKING over this. Fucking take all the fucking guns and fucking burn them. My husband has hunting rifles. He doesn’t need them that bad. Fuck all this motherfucking bullshit. I have to take my damn Birkenstocks off at airport security, but fucking suspected terrorists can buy guns legally.

He didn’t even need to zig zag. Run while looking over your shoulder! Oh! look, the arrow is in the air, i’d better lean left for a few seconds. Oh, another one? We’ll make a sharp right, like there is a rock in my way! A third arrow? Well, there’s Jon, not too far a head of me, i’ll just stop and wait for him.

Wouldn’t Ramsay just release 1000 arrows at once if he saw this? I hated Rickon’s lack of zig-zag as much as the next guy, but I think the kid was fucked either way.

Good point with the showrunners/Sansa, and it strikes me that the speech about starving and whatnot could be read: a) literally, b) as Sansa talking about her frustrations with Jon ignoring her as well and c) Sansa standing in for the audience, getting angrier and angrier as the gratuity of the rape scenes, and this…

Ok friends: The Cash Cab Story

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

I grew up with a guy who was divorced before graduating high school. He’d got his girlfriend pregnant and they both had really stupid Christian parents. I also had classmates who had two or three children before graduating. Sometimes I think rednecks should have their kids taken away at birth just on spec.

“Bow ties don’t kill people. People kill people.”

“This cannot stand! Skip, hold my blazer!”

I actually haven’t eaten at taco bell since they launched those Dorito shell tacos. Conceptually I was all about them, but the Dorito ended up making them just a tad too oily and salty.

“...slips back into coma”

I kind of wish that I had that level of confidence, not only to make a tape but then to call it artistic.

Maybe a hint that tigers & people are bad mix anytime AND maybe wild animals shouldn’t be in fucking cages so dumbass hicks can gawk at them.

The only woman he can be “certain” about is his mother. And only in one case.