He’s got that level of douchebag that would make him suit the name Chad. Only a few people get there. It’s like ultimate douchebag. And it's not really something I can put my finger on. He's just one of those. For no particular reason. I just look at his face and think Chad.

Biggest joke about you is you dont win awards, Lady Gaga now has a Globe, Lol about the irony, get hip checked by gaga

I get it, she was TERRIBLE in AHS and didn’t really deserve the award. That being said, FUCK YOU LEONARDO diCAPRIO, you piece of shit. I hope when he is at the oscars AND LOOOOOOSES, someone turns around, points directly at him, and starts belly laughing.

Kirsten Dunst

I went to a conference in reproductive health and it was all about women and I remember a doctor that said (like you now) that he did not mean to sound bad but: what about vasectomies? I remember he said: I want to perform vasectomies. And there was some desperation in his voice ha ha. We should definitely talk more…

But, like, he was bffs with a “slut”/prostitute!

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

I know this sounds a little like “why don’t you think of the men involved for once”, but really Planned Parenthood is good for everybody who is poor and wants to have safe sex. When I was a promiscuous-and-penniless student, I was able to go to Planned Parenthood for STI screenings and condoms.

That sounds an awful lot like the arguments that say we should be concerned about white people being made to feel guilty about slavery when they weren’t personally involved. Not a good look.

Japan also cut a scene from The Last Emperor which depicted The Rape of Nanking from the Japanese version of the film.

Yeah, I admit I’d buy the authenticity of Japan owning its responsibility if they discussed this (and other WW2 Japanese atrocities) in schools or the wider society, like, at all. I heard about Hiroshama very, very frequently when I lived there (which is fair) and yet any mention of Nanking drew blank faces.

This is too sudden to feel authentic. It feels like when a hotel throws in a too-ripe fruit basket and some stale chocolates because a worker barged into your hotel room accidentally at 5 am and saw you naked(true story). It’s too little, too late. Even many liberal Japanese people believe that this is all a made-up…

That first sentence is a mess! They were not forced to work as sex slaves at the end of World War II- they were forced to work as sex slaves for over a decade before and during World War II (1932-1945). The verbs are all in the wrong tense and “for the Japanese military” just hangs off the end and is repetitive. It’s…

Only because they waited until 99.9% of victims had died.

I thought Japan was going to wait for the rest to die so they could continue to deny what they did to them.

I don’t know what their custody arrangement is, but I just want to leave you this for future Christ on a cracker needs.

So I was going to say, “This is why I stuck to dogs” (plus, you know, being chronically single), but then remembered that I read an article awhile back about divorce lawyers who specialize in pet custody issues, and rich people who charter private jets every week to fly their pets back and forth because they moved far…

Oh my God, stop with the fillers. This is way too much!

My ex kept nagging me to force our daughter to visit him, when she was a teenager. Threatened to sic CPS on me and everything if I didn’t “enforce the visitation agreement.” I said sure, I could force her ... but in a year and a half she’ll turn 18, and then where are you going to be?

Our annual Christmas Eve family holiday Hell was canceled this morning due to illness on one branch and I’m beyond thrilled. I feel bad they’re sick, but now my immediate family is just going to order pizza, drink beer, open a few gifts and chill. Every year I hope it will get canceled, and finally my wish has been…