I’ve decided Natalie Dormer isn’t actually an ordinary mortal. How could she be?

Even with a cape on a dragon?

In that it literally looks like wrapping paper, specifically that thick but still not great kind you are forced to buy from your nephews when they’re in elementary school.

It’s so...holiday-y.

This dress is gorgeous, and her hair/makeup are amazing. She’s stunning, and I love this shade of gray on her.

Also: how tall are these heels???

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

I’ve always found her pretty but never striking....but this look is wonderful on her, she looks beautiful!

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

All of this is just so sad. It is also just sad to see so many using this tragic time to spread even more hatred. But i do have to hope, today a vile far-right group gatecrashed a silent vigil in France and everyone there chased them away and called them fascist scum. In London a vigil was held and we will not let…

We all do stupid things when we are young. Best to you.

We mourn everyone. Ok, asshole? I am so sick of the constant complaints about how we shouldn’t discuss Americans or the Paris attack because we haven’t discussed every goddamn horror that happens in this world at length. Give it a goddamn rest.

To be honest, had it been Canada and a hockey game, the same thing would have happened. “Oh, it’s raining missiles outside? There is literally nothing we can do except keep these people safe? Puck drop.”

Unlike Europe’s justifiable reticence to join George W. Bush’s dubious escapades in the Middle East, there will be no such reluctance now. This was an act of war by an organization that likes to fancy itself a legitimate state. ISIS shall reap the whirlwind.

Imagine the security working inside the game after that was discovered. I can only imagine mass hysteria hoping they didn’t let one slip by.

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

Fucking verizon. I had been troubleshooting a Wifi issue at work all day. Hours and hours on the phone, holding, transfers, 30 seconds of music on loop, finally get to the person you need and the line goes dead. NOOOOO! My boss walks in right then. Are you...are you crying?? I just need 5 minutes! I blurted out of my…

I was walking down the street recently, and stopped at an intersection. A helicopter flew overhead, kind of low and I burst into tears. Everyone stared.

Had a boss making things awful for our department. He was such a cancer. Anyway, he’d do stuff like change our schedules to times he knew we couldn’t work, to denying emergency day off requests, slashing our hours, gossip about who had nice asses... A mean, vindictive bro. Anyway, I’d been appointed to talk to him to…

I hate this mouth-slightly-open nonsense. Does anyone ever really naturally pose like that? I want to ask her, politely, to close her pie hole.