I agree that banning tipping is not the way to go, but I also think that paying servers a sufficient base wage only solves half the problem, and I can see how banning tips is a ham-fisted attempt to tackle the other half—that is, the issue with customers feeling anxious/unsure/resentful about the tipping thing, and…

Hispanics & Muslims

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i’m really, really hoping shit like this becomes popular. i’m pretty bah humbug already, but having christmas shit in stores before halloween is over is fucking ridiculous. i know there are bigger issues in the world but goddamn it the christmas crawl makes me grumpy. i feel like people are bigger assholes around the…

I think that puts Deadspin in the unique position of being able to break these stories, since they aren’t broadcast affiliates. For any other sports outlet, this would be looked at as ‘biting the hand that feeds’.

Jesus Christ. It’s not necessarily surprising but, at the same time, the extensive discussion of their sex lives in this hearing left me speechless. The judge finding him guilty should have been enough for the NFL. These transcripts show there was basically a whole other trial held privately with the NFL where the…

I don’t know why the character of this woman or her sexual activities should matter. The only thing that should is that a large powerful man beat a woman well beyond the point of “self-defense” and then threw her onto a bed full of loaded guns. Everything outside of that to me seems irrelevant to the case.

Yeah about that...ESPN, Fox, NBC, and I’ll even throw in CBS, couldn’t do this even if they wanted to. The NFL has such a stronghold on them with the TV contracts that any reporter for them would probably be fired if they even thought about publishing a series like this.

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

I don’t think they gave her shit because of what she said about the son. I think they gave her shit because she said she had never met Bridget (at that point in time) but that he was her son. Like Bridget didn’t exist in their pretty, perfect world. I think it was more her phrasing in regards to Bridget, not their…

As a devoted stepmom, I hope you can reconnect with any of your step parents who loved you and were there for you growing up. As usual, Clueless has all the wisdom you need: “you divorce wives, not children.”

Actually, that photo is amazing, because it was taken right after the Patriots lost the Superbowl, Gisele got heckled by Giants fans on her way out of the stadium, and I love to imagine that when they finally met up, he was probably expecting a hug and a “There will be other Superbowls, my darling.” But the look on…

I do so hope that we see some pictures of The Rock cuddling his new baby after she arrives. Pictures of big burly guys cuddling little babies is the bestest, most awesomest thing in the universe. I’ve felt deficient since Tyreese was killed off on The Walking Dead. *sniff*

Good lord, what an asshole narcissist you are Gisele. Just ew.

“What do you mean bonus child is an odd choice of phrase?”

No shit, a local radio station pranked the Pats front office ahead of the Colts vs. Pats AFC final game (which Indy won and went to the superbowl) regarding Bridget Moynahan being pregnant. I’ll never forget the panic in the voice of the person who answered the phone. It wasn’t but a week or two later that it was…

I love the rock.

The first time I went to Grand Rapids, I shocked the Denny’s Waitress (I got in about 11PM, didn’t know the area, and this was before GPSs were a thing, and lo and behold, there was a Denny’s open and I was starving) by asking for iced tea. You’d have thought I’d asked for chilled baby’s blood or something, Sorry…

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

one shitton is 1000 assloads, don’t you even know units