Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I hope this story catches the attention of SpongeBob’s people and they reach out (putting him in a cartoon would be awesome). Smart, brave kid. Lucky girl. (I love her response)

This is why my husband got a vasectomy, we ain’t taking any chances.

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

My absolute favourite one from over 10 years ago (good god!!!) was the swearing episode with “sentence enhancers” that Spongebob reads off the dumpster. It’s totally the F word and the best episode ever.

Cartoons save lives, people.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.

My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…

Psychopath? Sociopath? Which one? I can never remember the difference. Either way this guy was certainly one of them. Seems like he almost had everyone duped.

When the coroner hinted it was a probable suicide weeks ago, people flipped out and accused the coroner of supporting cop killers. I think the coroner just didn’t feel like being part of the charade of lionizing a corrupt cop.

Allegedly!!! He might be the next jesus for all we know.

So... he was a thug. A gangster. A fraudster. A pimp to his son. A liar. A coke dealer/user. A possible hit man and/or set-up man. A tax cheat. A welfare cheat. A wanna be murderer. A veteran. A cop. A darling of Fox news. Sounds about right.

Apparently lots of the signs that were put up after his death have been vandalized, and people have been cutting the blue ribbons people tied around everything.

Look I don’t want to be shitty about this but I’ve observed graffiti and vandalization of campus group flyers supporting #blacklivesmatter all year at this point.

How much is this? How much poop can you send them? Can you giftwrap it? Can you leave custom instructions (“please leave by the back door, where nobody will see it ever until it reeks everywhere”)? Can you have a mechanism wherein when the box is opened, a spring deploys and launches the poop everywhere? Can you have…

What I love about this is that, somewhere, there’s a farmer who has a new revenue stream.

I have 3 thoughts: