wooooo hooray for a lifetime of internal conflicts about cheering for the chicago blackhawks
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My friend did some work experience at Belfast Airport. She didn’t WANT to work at the airport, but her previously set up job had fallen through and she needed to do something for two weeks. So... Anyhow, during her last week there she comes across a large, older man yelling at the desk clerk because he missed his…
Oh! You were on that train with Chris Christie? Excellent.
This: “Then he tells me he will need to interview the chef to discuss how best to prepare the steaks. You see, he will need to examine the steak before it is cooked and meet with the chef to discuss marinades and cooking temperatures and the like. Remember, this is all at Ruby Tuesday.”
I delivered pizzas for years, and there is a special contraption in the seventh circle of Hell reserved for people who try to scam free food and get the delivery drivers to bring it out to them. I had a customer once who called to complain that we gave him hot wings instead of mild wings. We only had one kind of…
Why is every one blaming a server for calling the cops on two grown-ass people who should have been able to control themselves or figured out an alternative way to get home?
“Slowly, fighting the spring the whole way, pushing while crouched deep in a lunge and with both hands, watching DOL and I laugh.”
Ok
twenty years ago, I worked the late shift at a cheap burger place in southern Virginia.
we were supposed to close on Sundays at 9pm, but there was a local fundamentalist church nearby, and they often showed up ten minutes before close. It was cool, they had done this for years, and we always planned extra staff and…
I just wanted to give a shout-out to Jerry Barns. Not for the giving $2 bills as change, which was indeed nicely done. But for this little detail:
“DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?”
My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.
Punishments aside, how many times have they been caught cheating? I think you lose the right to complain about this kind of thing your team has been caught cheating once, let alone multiple times.
Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.
I found a picture of her doctor:
Oh I absolutely get his parents begging for leniency, but the gross part is “because losing his Harvard admission is punishment enough.” That right there is bullshit.
I just have to say — I agree with you, but I just have to say — I went to one of those schools (a long time ago) and it was NOTHING like that. That kind of disrespect was just — unheard of. I’m not trying to claim we were perfect. Of course not. But we did respect each other. We were (mostly) not entitled. The faculty…
And....that’s why your son is a rapist. Because people who grow up feeling they are entitled to everything also think they are entitled to sex.
it shouldn’t just be a statutory rape charge though, as the judge admitted that he believed the girl that it was non-consensual. non-consensual sex is rape, not statutory rape.
i hope he gets stabbed in prison, but not bad enough to die—just bad enough to be brought to the budget-strapped prison infirmary where he can contract a superbug infection and die slowly and painfully of sepsis and organ failure.