Never probably. I love cheekys but then again I have an ass. And this was confirmed by a random stranger today at Walgreens when he walked up to me and told me I was beautiful and that he meant no offense but that I had the butt of a black woman.

This looks to me like a day spent pulling my skivvies out of my bum crack.

I blame Bobby Jindal for aids and the birth of MRAs. He’s like the human form of herpes.

Geez, what is with these pseudo-Mexican/Irish restaurant names? We had one in my town named Jose McIntyre’s. It was a legit restaurant during the day but became a college-kid haven at sundown. Also, it made Complex magazine’s #2 pick of the “25 Douchiest Bars” in 2012.

In Geneva they have a national holiday celebrating the time an invading army was defeated by a pot of soup dropped on the leader’s head, L’Escalade.

When I was in high school we went on a trip to a renaissance faire (what’s up, honors English?), and the whole lot of us managed to nick some mead and get drunk without getting caught. On the bus ride back a foreign exchange student straight up told me that we were going to prom together, and I thought it was a joke.…

Giving away this [prospective, I guess depending on how much they actually eat there) amount of free food in NYC is like...

My sister did this when a Chick-fil-a opened in our smallish town. She won sandwiches for a year. One of her friends swiped the card from her house when she was having a party soon after. She has shitty friends.

Which is not to be confused with Fucking, New Jersey.

Or Cool Pope met with her just so he could say, “Remember, Jesus said ‘Don’t be a dick.’”

Why would she even seek out the Pope’s approval? She’s not Catholic. That’s like me seeking out approval from a Mormon leader despite being raised Catholic.

Either she’s lying or Cool Pope’s an asshole.

Her obtuseness is the caviar of beach garbage.

I’m sorry I’m trying to stop but there’s just too much good shit on this fb

HER NAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING BECKY.

I actually feel kind of confused about this, too. I live next to a beach and I sometimes pick up sea glass or pieces of ceramic (?) that seem like maybe they were dishes in a past life and drop them in a glass vase that sits by a window in my living room. I always thought it was harmless and maybe even a little…

I grew up in Hawaii, and people pull this shit there too. I hate these people.

The Royal Gazette reports that Fox “told the Erie Times-News that she visited the island in January after being invited by a local sea glass collector and left with two suitcases filled with glass to make jewelry to sell.” To add insult to injury, she also referred to the Bermuda beach as “a dump” in an online video.

Becky sounds like a real Glasshole.

The graph seems to be a bit off. The abortion difference is around 11%. The cancer screening service is down more than 50% and yet the arrows show about the same degree of change. The abortion arrow should rise slightly compared to the cancer screening arrow which should be much sharper in it’s descent relatively…