Yeah, I’m really confused about Trump. First I thought he was a joke, then I started to fear the damage he could cause, and now I’m coming to grips with the fact that he occasionally has some really good ideas. There’s not even a remote chance I’d vote for him, but if he ends up causing a large swath of Republicans to…

I did. They’re made in China, not Mexico. SO THERE.

Those cops should be charged as accessories before the fact.

You know what?

That was a warning for her to back the f off. They ruined her life once and will do it again!

Just me? His orange has faded away a bit, and now every time I see him I hear sad trombone music and picture Eeyore.

Note she got there only after lying through her capped teeth about an abortion video that doesn’t exist. She’s an old racist white man screaming at the clouds now.

I’m going to miss being able to use the #OrangeLivesMatter tag. :’(

I would have hope that you’ll be fine, but then again, it *is* Bobby Jindal making that promise...

I live in LA and Jindal is assuring us ALL that he is applying for the waivers and expects them to be granted and that he is being a noble American hero by protecting our privacy by not bowing down to these new restrictions.

We always used Arizona licenses for fake IDs in college because they don’t expire until you’re 65 and they didn’t have holograms at the time. The upperclassmen would just pass them along to a younger buddy as soon as they turned 21 and no longer needed it. I sometimes wonder if my old fake is still in circulation.…

So sad. A girl I used to travel with for work used to use her expired college ID to fly because her ex-boyfriend burned her passport, driver’s license, birth certificate, and social security card in a fit of rage.

Since his daughter was married in Wyoming on a ranch, I’m assuming that means we’ll be hearing all about how Brian Williams barely survived an attack by cattle rustlers when he was riding herd on a thousand head of prime beef cattle?

“He added that “there would be no express requirement that U.S. military personnel in Afghanistan report it.” An exception, he said, is when rape is being used as a weapon of war.”

How is this not manipulation of force and a weapon of power of being a fucking warlord (US sanctioned or not)?

It’s so infuriating. Like, the only way to eliminate these practices quickly is brutal oppression; it’s the same with the Thugee cult’s extermination under British colonial rule. But that’s an awful way to gain allies, as the Americans want the brutes in charge to owe us and not hate us, so we can’t impose basic human…

Come on, you know how this works. Those Emmys were really for like 3 seasons ago. The Emmy awards play perpetual catch-up because they can’t ever get it right in the moment.

They really just want men making aalll the decisions. Have an abusive ex? Well, that’s your fault, whore. You better be prepared to get pregnant and stay pregnant when HE says.

...giant?

It’s no coincidence that the shadow of the guy’s hand on the left looks like he’s wearing a shirt with a giant dick n’ balls on it

How protesters imagine frozen embryos: