Hmm, maybe they could make it out of wood or concrete next time and put some wheels on the bottoms of their snowboards or something.

Doesn't explain why if I get nervous I have to poop.

I think a lot of memes have been beat into the ground, but the doge's face fits perfectly with the bear's face.

"Is not bear. Is stray beagle local authorities rescue and lovingly bathe with fine local tap water."

Wow.

"This is not a commentary...but here's a bunch of delightful pictures of cute doggies which Putin is going to personally slaughter."

I feel the same exact way about the word "hasenpfeffer"

Stray coyote: [attaches ACME brand rocket to his back]

Toews: "I'm so sorry, Kaner."

"I love my grandfather, too; I just prefer to live what he taught me, and let every day be my tribute to him."

[Gets in car]
[Sits in car]
[Forgets to turn on engine for twenty minutes]
[Returns to house; naps]

-Sidney Crosby

From: mikemiss@975thefanatic.com
To: [redacted]

YEAST MODE!

I'm confused: how exactly is this post shitting on a Broncos player?

"Richard Sherman was a nonfactor on the statsheet, which meant he was everything in the game."

The best part is that there is a group called the Bear League that will come to your house and make sure that the bear sleeping underneath it is well-situated and safe.

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

hey asshole that kid didn't do anything to deserve comments like that from strangers on the internet. That's fucked up and you should really be ashamed.

NCAA Athlete: I'm just not really sure about all this union stuff, what do you think, Mark?

Some people have the same fear about God...