I wish Thomas well in his inevitable involvement with the Texas secessionist movement.

At the core of the Commonwealth's argument to the contrary is the proposition that a woman, and in particular a woman riding on a public trolley, has a reasonable expectation of privacy in not having a stranger secretly take photographs up her skirt. The proposition is eminently reasonable, but § 105 (b ) in its…

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

He was quickly bounced from the diving board.

They've been allowing black people for quite a while now.

Confirmation Americans enjoy shitty music.

Scully: Look at that kid out there in right field. He seems to really be enjoying himself. Look how much fun he's having playing. Is there anything more innocent and heartwarming than that?

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

J. O'Neal took my son to the All-Star game when I was in Iraq in 2003. I'll never forget it. A solid guy.

"It's nice to see an old man get up like that. It's a shame no one scored though."
-Pfizer

Players aren't tough anymore. That kid's probably been pampered her whole life.

Leave Darren Sproles alone.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Seriously, anyone who thinks this man will be 'reformed' is an idiot. And if that's what the government of Norway thinks, then I weep for the future of the country. I'm not saying America's prison system is ideal, it's NOT. But the idea that every prisoner is a precious little snowflake who just needs a hug and…

For his own safety I'm so glad Martin reached out for help to his parents, and that they were so supportive. This is a frightening picture of a descent into depression, and a great illustration of how important our support systems are.

Incognito, to Martin, "The truth will bury you."
Incognito, to Belgian waffles, "The maple syrup will bury you."
Incognito, to chicken-fried steak, "The mushroom gravy will bury you."
Incognito, to himself, "The obscenely high BMI will bury you."

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

... chuckleheads who wanted to argue that Michael Sam coming out "isn't news," ...