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After calling out Maddux for using "pitches that moved", Valentine leveled more accusations at Thomas, saying he frequently "jerked the bat forward in a violent swinging motion".

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That's odd - Hide the Midget was an annual tradition in my hometown, back in the day. Exactly one dwarf lived in the city. His name was Leeroy, and he ran a bakery. He could make some of the best bread you'd ever tasted, and he'd even give you some sweetrolls for free to take back to the kids. Swell guy. Anyway, on

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

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Sure, they may be sad now, but the nice thing about living in Alabama is that you have two good teams to root for. I bet there's a smile on their faces after Auburn's win on Monday!

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Yes

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

Yes. It is a violation of someone's space/invasion of their personal bubble/breach into the invisible box around a person when I lean against an airline seat to reach up and put my luggage in the overhead. That isn't to say the guy had a good reaction to the situation, but neither did Lindy. I am also unsure whether

Since Lindy didn't do a great job describing the situation, here's how I pictured it...

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

it's 11:18, and still nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

Stay passy, Khyber.

And that little girl's name? Kobe Bryant.

Fortunately for Joe that was probably the least embarrassing pass made by a Jet in the last 10 years.