No, but I do remember Barbaro.

I expected Raysism to be a little older

Step 2: divorce. Your spouse probably deserves someone who respects him/her a bit more than you do.

Logic trap.

Recruitor: I love my little beary-boy, he's a baby! He's a baby boy. [kissing noises]

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

I enjoy commenting on Deadspin because every time I think I have gone immediately to the lowest common denominator, three burners come in and immediately get even more useless and stupid than I.

An amazing display, to be sure. But it is a little depressing to note that in the last seconds of the clip you can see the beginnings of the Parkinsonian tremor that would come to plague him in later years.

That's assuming those movements are voluntary

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Papelbon: Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!

It's that time of year - the time of year when we collectively pretend we care about this stuff. We volunteer to serve holiday dinners in soup kitchens, we donate money, we collect toys and coats, and so on. The Great Annual Pretense begins at the beginning of November, and lasts till December 25.

The rest of the year…

If one more person tells me that welfare is fun and people are just 'lazy', I'm going to print this story and give it to them. Well first I'm going to scream on the inside, but I'll follow up with giving them some reading. Poverty is not fun. Poverty hurts the most vulnerable among us. Surely we can do better.

In Nate's defense, this is his busiest month at the North Pole.

Thank you for telling your story here, that can't have been easy.

Was there a different title up there before? Because "Why I believe Jameis Winston's Accuser" doesn't seem out of bounds to me. Newspapers often publish editorials where the title is an opinion, and it's understood the opinion belongs to the author, not the paper as a whole. Since every Gawker site is designed to be…

Don't worry. Your national title is still safe.

Thank you for telling your story, Julie.

"Mr. Gronkowski, we're going to get an MRI. We're concerned you may have CTE."

Peterson usually has to wait for the results of a DNA test until he feels a pop.