I've heard that semen being discarded into port-a-potties is how most lawyers are conceived...

Lincoln apparently "exploded,"
This is the part that makes me think it's just tragic theater.

When I tried that, they didn't answer, but then they returned my call for a touchdown.

Surprised the call wasn't intercepted by another restaurant out of town.

Bennett sounds nothing like Wilson. How gullible was this hostess?

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

Simmons already has 8500 words comparing this to the 1996 Pacers team and season two of Girls.

Here's the revised tweet:

CONFIRMED: Jameis Winston gives the Davey O'Brien award to the girl he raped.

Suggesting that women shouldn't get hammered is not blaming the victim. It's smart advice suggesting ways to decrease risk. There is literally nothing that makes a victim responsible for being sexually assaulted. You should not need to alter your behavior because some people are soulless cretins. But there are…

50. Mississippi

If you're not going to bring things to a halt when you find out there's a potential problem with Down's, then why do we even have referees or amniocentesis?

So the Patriot's game plan all along was to spy on the Texans, then ignore their spying, get smoked in the first half, give up tons of long plays to Case Keenum, then make a comeback in the second half that required not one but TWO 53 yard field goals to barely beat a terrible team that they had no business being…

Hey Tone, we'll talk about Brady soon, but let's start with the part where your crystal ball tells you that Nostradamus was a Chinese kung-fu master.

It's a grey area. Like, how we would feel the same way if we ever had footage of a Kardashian getting injured. We all KNOW that somewhere inside is a human, but all we can SEE is the costume...

He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

I still don't believe there is enough political support for single-payer in America for it to be politically feasible, then or now. Politics really are not as simple as that.

I must have also missed in that final sentence where you explained how a constitutional amendment would be at all politically viable. Because it's not viable. You saying, "If I had magical powers..." does not address this.

You can call it what you want but I work I've worked on the insurance side and now the hospital administration side and it is changing the way healthcare is delivered in this country. In my hospital alone infection rates have declined 20% because the carrot/stick provisions of the ACA. Thats just one of the many…

I absolutely, positively agree with you, but in the meantime, I'm really glad that my brother was able to get his appendix out last week on my dad's insurance. The ACA does make a difference, albeit a small one.