If it makes you feel better, voter suppression and gerrymandering are such a huge problem because the majority of people are generally good people. If there were enough assholes, then they would have representational voting and mandatory votes.

Ah yes. The Morris Buttermaker rule:

Yeah, sounds like his eyelids are jammed. 

Looks like the only things being a-salted and battered by this hump are cod filets!

“I’m dead”

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.

Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

Cruel irony that only the gun has a silencer on it.

President Miller strikes again. 

Can’t ever pass up the opportunity to spread around Leonid and Friends, a group of Russian/Ukrainian musicians carrying on the best of Chicago.

Man, Terry Kath fuckin’ shreds on that video.

fuck me, good song!

Fitting to post this given Bob Cole’s retirement. He was one of the best.

I posted on the NHL-Nordiques thread a few days ago that the rationale that a new NHL team in Québec wouldn’t do anything to add to revenues, it would merely subdivide the existing Canadian market, is not inarguable. I have a hunch that adding a team in Québec and maybe another in Hamilton or a second team in regional…

Just once I want to hear another player yell Worldstar when a fight breaks out during an NHL game.

They look like toast because they’re playing like they smell it.

Hahaha, there needs to be a like button on Deadspin comments, this is gold. This will be a good series (lifelong Pens fan here)

You can have your egg sandwiches, but I’d trade every piece of avocado toast in California for some authentic bagels!

Oh man, there’s always a <checks notes> fire code truther in the comments?

Being the city slicker that I grew up as in the Bronx, I didn’t interact too much with Long Island until I got to high school and met a friend of mine whose grandparents lived in Great Neck. I have a fondness for ugly city accents and the loudness but there’s nothing quite like a gaggle of Long Islanders.