“Knowledge Is Good”

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Like most visitors to Missouri, the Athletics got lucky and got runs they didn’t deserve.

“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”

Obligatory

Read too quickly. Was expecting “Enter Sandman”. Somehow, that made this even better. 

/dying +1

This is why 3–legged racing will never take off in the UK. 

Ha! +1

(door flies open)

This is why nothing will change here. We don’t have the media, military or police on our side. We’re fucked. 

Still I rise? That looks more of a fungal infection than yeast. 

Just have to point out that only Barry would be up and posting before noon on a Sunday. 

Perhaps.

God bless, Doc. 

NO ONE DENIES THIS

Right?! I want to volunteer to cover myself in Kevlar and just provide physical protection to this person. Her bravery deserves mine. And FINALLY, my disgusting fat body becomes a positive! 

The Democratic Party is as worthless as she is. We’re gonna have to start our own, folks. We already have the ideas and the urgency and the righteousness to carry it off. Let’s do it! How hard would it be to defeat the Democrats, right?

I guess Washington gave his kidneys a big contract, too. 

Stephen Miller probably had this cartoon framed and put on his desk.