Time stamp, please. The video is 2.5 hours long, & I’m not in the mood to break out the eyelid clamps, saline drops, and strait jacket, or start blasting old Ludwig Van. 

Remember when this putz was the Democratic front runner after the Gary Hart pics came out? Probably not, because Pat Buchanan and Lee Atwater blew his whole shit out of the water in about twenty minutes for stealing Bobby Kennedy lines in his campaign speeches. 

Not for nothing, but I would attack us right now. We have no leadership.

“Shanahan, according to divorce records viewed by the Post, immediately flew to Florida and holed up with son in a hotel room before assembling a defense team to help keep his son out of jail.”

Seriously, boycott this shithole. 

Boycott Kentucky. Permanently. Don’t even buy a gallon of gasoline. Drive completely around the fucker. Enough of these rednecks running everything. Starve them. 

Awesome screen name.

They’re concentration camps. 

How am I supposed to take this shit seriously anymore?

Clever clogs. 

Hee!

In an ominous development, the Nationals have also added a career minor-league catcher and hired a bull mascot.

Trump made Mercedes, Sarah, and Kellyanne look like demented nazi Supremes to his fascist diva Diana Ross. This is grotesque. 

Looking forward to the anniversary of this asshole’s death becoming  an unofficial national holiday/general strike. 

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Those raids would’ve been met with serious violent resistance. That might’ve been where the rubber met the road, you know? LA, Chi, & NY? That’s fucking CRAZY. Stephen Miller’s power is terrifying. 

“Fuck the pope. How many divisions does he have?”

Some prison. Shit, even Big Paulie had to slice his own garlic with a razor blade. 

Valencia Shock Horror: A Few Bad Oranges Spoil Bunch

The mere sound of this guy’s voice and nervous tic giggle make me want to push the “mute” button right fucking through the remote control.