Underrated comment.

Must have been one hell of a bowl of soup

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

“Did someone say three legged race?”

That’s what Mickey Callaway gets for having Vince Coleman as a bench coach.

i will always star (door flies open).  A man has to have a code.

Why is he making duck lips?

I’m going to need more chronicles from Bizarro Locker Room, because this fucked me way up.

I imagined him shouting this in Schwarzenegger’s voice, with a few ice puns thrown in afterwards. +1

Ah, those were great as well. Possibly the only Major League uniform which also could be used in a Thursday night beer league.

Those Astro’s unis are still the best worn by any Major League team.  Ever.  

America is already under attack from within.

We are more ripe for a mass attack then we have ever been since WW2. It would be absolute chaos. I often wonder if one is inevitable myself. 

Already happening. China is making moves in Africa and middle east. Russia messing in Europe and middle east. It’s like the US lost a turn.

Unfortunately, we have a nuclear deterrent. So we’ll just keep rotting from the inside until the whole fucking world melts.

That’s pretty much what the modern Confederates have done.

Eh, the military is a self-sustaining thing. “Commander in Chief" is largely a ceremonial figurehead position.

“Not for nothing, but I would attack us right now. We have no leadership.”