What you’re hearing is 18,000 Long Islanders

People change their minds. Look at gay marriage and marijuana. Not everyone will change their minds, but enough can change their minds to make this country more liveable.

I’m having a hard time believing these two gents canceled lunch.

On the bright side, Kraft is now associated with a ring that had nothing to with Brady and Belichick. 

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

+1 Panzer tank

Probably? I think that’s a touch strong, tbh. Even had they grasped the opportunity to go seven points clear over the past two match-days, I still wouldn’t be counting City out. Three points clear, though? That’s nothing. And (as an aside) I don’t buy into the fatigue argument posited in the article at all, City’s…

Part shaved otter, part dandy fop. All man, though. All. Man. 

That’s the smile of someone who’s ashamed of their teeth.

Boy oh boy, I wonder how Mulvaney is feeling this morning knowing the whole world is reading this? I also wonder if the Russian mob can have someone assigned to the prison kitchen here and poison me. Mondays, amirite?

Soon.

Yeah, but Marvin is meeting his team's expectations.

Washington gets behind Colt, prepares to get kicked in the face five more times. 

Sooooo....I guess he’ll be seated next to Rick Santorum on CNN? Steve Cortes? Paris Dennard? The suspense is killing me. 

I feel like the vitriol is because Splinter is pretty intertwined with the Chapo Trap House crew and that group also seems to hate on Pod Save America pretty regularly. Not really sure why, since their “election special” podcast was about as wonky and politics as usual as I’ve ever heard, so it’s not like those guys…

Sir, I appreciate your anger, but please do not denigrate the great sport of professional theatre wrasslin

Jeez. They’re so into optics, they put the guy with no feet right in the front row.

We should celebrate his freedom with some joyful music…

This is why they’re going the doppelganger route.