I’m waiting for the inevitable day when a team rises up and kills their own coach. And the players cover for each other.

There are actually two camps here, so let me explain them both:

Well, if you recall in late 2012, the Democrats hired a bunch of crisis actors to portray bereaving parents whose “children” “died” in a “mass shooting”. Oh I forgot to mention this was OF COURSE coordinated with local and national MSM. See, the Democrats knew they’d garner popular support over a so-called tragedy to…

It didn’t happen and was staged so the government would ban guns or require a gun registry and the the NWO would go house to house and arrest law-abiding citizens and then turn their sons gay and then it turns out Hulk Hogan was in the NWO all along can you feeeeeeeeeel it, brother?

Generally speaking, that it was a false-flag operation (didn’t happen at all) constructed to push through the small arms treaty Obama was signing at around the same time. There’s a lot of noise about the shooter, whose father was an important corporate executive, and that there may have been multiple shooters who were…

That the kids aren’t actually dead, it was all a staged hoax and that the kids are still alive and well.

Wait, was he a great big fat person?

Title it, “My Life: A tribute to Joeseph Goebbels.”

Dying, you win the internet this week my friend! 

You know at best that would be a fake news coloring book.

Someone would have to create a new font to properly convey her special blend of condescending smarm.

No, because like most people who are wrong and stupid, they hate being wrong and stupid and it’s all YOUR fault!

Why is Page always smiling?

“This is wonderful, completely clears the president of any wrongdoing, and in fact, proves his innocence!”

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Actually having to do work at work, which is bullshit if you ask me

Well if they’re not unionized, then they definitely can’t call strikes.