I’m pretty sure we got it from “The Cable Guy” Just call your own fouls, talk tremendous amounts of shit and you’re allowed to throw elbows while boxing people out.

This needs way more stars. I had a similar thought but couldn’t quite get it as succinctly as that.

One more facelift, and she’ll have a beard.

And a supernova on top!

Roger Stone has been subverting democracy for decades. He deserves to have all of his assets striped and he should die in prison.

He’s a professional basketball player making more money than I’ve ever made in my life. He can catch a damn flight and show up on time.

He must have thought the Laundry Service did white sheets

MPs gonna MP. Nobody in the military likes them.

I just now realized one of the most influential positions in the White House is now Head Chef. “Now Donnie, if you don’t play nice by stopping all this ‘invade Venezuela’ talk, you’ll only get ONE scoop of ice cream, and Pence will get your second scoop.  Keep it up and you won’t get your second-dessert cheeseburger.”

High and inside Kinja, +.197

He hit the cooler because he couldn’t catch up with the heater.

He’s GOT a war going on.  More than one, actually.  He just wants one that he doesn’t have to share.

Don’t forget, “Just invade them and take the oil” - Trump

Yeah, why have the toys if you aren’t going to play with them? He probably caught “Heartbreak Hill” on TV one night and said “Hey, I can do this and they will make a movie about it!”

All the other Prezdents got their wars!

I mean yes and compassion and understanding are a great default setting, but counterpoint: This is also that same poor Southern kids first/last?/best?/only? chance to be a someone/something in this world and if he doesn’t understand the gravity of that after falling almost out of the first round and already going to…

This would be a reasonable take, but how many players have been taken in the 1st round of the draft, and how many of them within a week missed their introductory phone conference because they slept through it and then missed their flight? I don’t think a whole lot, which leads me to believe it’s a Robert Williams…

I mean, missing your second major professional obligation in, what, two weeks? is a pretty big screw-up. Dude should probably feel really embarrassed right now and the Celtics org isn’t really at fault in any way.

Fuck that, I had a job at 14 and knew enough to show up to orientation.

The “northern city” might be a problem for him this winter, but it’s 98 degrees in Shreveport today and only 75 in Boston. I don’t imagine he’s too upset about being further north right now.