Oh he’s gone years between scoring? I guess I missed the wedding. 

Rowe had no clue which side the ball was coming from.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

on one hand, I agree. on the other, there’s an entire other ecosystem largely divorced from the world of traditional reporting that’s *actually* keeping him relevant, and I doubt that this post’s existence has much bearing on that. so in this particular instance, I figure why not make fun of this extremely 2018 farce…

Jets/Fools Camp Meld Steals Berms

Also from last night: Megan Rapinoe is a national treasure.

And you were right!

I’m starring you twice just to spite this snowflake motherfucker

Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

Big words coming from an Islanders fan.

technically its an incel phone

Uh, maybe let’s hold off on criticizing people until they are out of 5th grade? I’m sure your friends have gotten a lot of mileage out of the “I knew Neil Patrick Harris when he was 8" story but I don’t know that it really fits here.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

As a Flyers fan, I am finding this Capitals team more likable than I ever could have imagined. Ovi is having the time of his life and he deserves it. Good on him.

Not many teams in history have enjoyed their championship as much as the Capitals. Oshie buying Djoos a Djoos t-shirt off the back of a fan outside their practice arena is a classic. And, they gave the fan a replacement shirt.

DC resident here, though not a huge Caps fan (but I hopped on the bandwagon over the last month, because of fucking course I did).

It’s been well-documented that DC sports fans haven’t tasted a championship in 30+ years despite having some quality teams during that period (particularly in the last 5 years with the…

One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

That’s why LeBron isn’t the GOAT.

Because MJ would have gutted Smith and feasted on his heart for all to see if it was his team.

Munson: A good dog.