As a member of the Giant Bomb community then and now, I’m sorry for how you were treated for having the “gall” of trying for something you wanted. I think they would’ve been lucky to have you.

Bears like eating plants.

Show us on the doll where the mean feminist wouldn’t let you molest her.

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

Matt Nagy is gonna make that player create a mobile website for Gawker everyday for the rest of the season. Sorry, bit drunk, might have mixed up epic fuckups.

Heres a only slightly less creepy story from my high school:

The Russian olympic committee is already figuring out how to dope with Helium to give a competitive advantage on this.

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

Now, now. Let’s wait until we have all the facts. Which proves to be difficult, because he keeps generating new facts. 

The only thing that stops a sad guy with a gun is a good guy bearing 2 arms (that are good at hugging) and

Defensive Holding!

-(-1)

I don’t know if he was any good in the outfield for the Marlins because literally no one has ever seen a Marlins game, but I do know that he’s been generally unreliable for the Cardinals.

“Although some people like to brag about America’s freedom of speech, there’s a lot of topics that are actually quite tightly censored – if you say one thing that goes against the politically correct line, you will immediately lose your job and be scorned by the entire population.” 

Women doing great things and shitting on Dan Snyder? Sign me the fuck up. 

i will celebrate this because elena delle donne deserved a ring with all her poorly timed injury troubles, because athletes achieving success at the highest levels of competition is exciting, and most of all, because it will piss off mewling pissbaby dan snyder and his cronies.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Who in their right mind takes this job anymore. If Snyder doesn’t change the GM as well, you would have to be very desperate to be a head coach. Oh yeah! Gregg Williams, thats who.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.