The transcriber is clearly a Penguins fan.

Uh, yeah, dude. This isn’t hard.

Wait, they’re giving the Astartes guy real, actual money to make a series? Sign me up.

If your payroll is delayed due to an office move, you’re doing payroll very, very wrong.

I’m glad you’re still here, Drew.

Without going into it too much, Peter doing things he thinks are good that are actually bad is a thread throughout the game.

Go fuck your entire self.

I love this fucking team.

Obligatory

Get some fucking perspective, you drunk muppet.

God damn, I miss Garbage Time.

“Nassar, who is already imprisoned for federal child pornography charges, is expected to be sentenced on Friday.”

*shakes cane*

I, too, have questions about flavor clown.

“Some people insist that Baked Alaska and Millennial Matt can’t be neo-Nazis because they’re simply saying outrageous things to get a rise out of people. “

No Weed3?

Make sure you scan your pirated Pirates with Avast.

Hang on, hear me out.