The Warriors would fly him first class to get him where he is needed.

That save!

We do our best to just treat them like we would any other publisher. Any time I’m going to run a report like this, I’ll always ask the relevant parties for comment. Sure, Bethesda hasn’t responded in nearly five years, but that doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop asking. Let the onus be on them.

You have to be kidding me. You think that should be a major and a game? I’m a Caps fan and I’m not a fan of him making that play because it’s unnecessary. But good grief, a major and a game is possibly the dumbest take you could have here, it’s almost as if you’ve never watched a professional hockey game before.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU WANT ITS THE CAPS YEAR

Shit, both teams touched the trophy? Put me down for ten large on Cthulhu.

Are we allowed to celebrate, now, you piece of shit Wilbon?

Ah yes. Washington and Vegas. The Stanley cup final everyone predicted.

This headline made me cry tears of joy. Thank you.

Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

This is not unprecedented:

when your large adult sons get too excited at the grill

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

I don’t mean the typos should never happen, I mean the stories themselves should never happen... as in, men should not be sexually assaulting women or girls (or other boys or men, for that matter), and if/when that does happen, sports teams should not look the other way and/or fail to investigate or disclose these…

I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

Well, I wouldn’t go THAT far.

Joe Bob: I will help you bear this burden, Cletus. So long as it is yours to bear.