[asks to nuke the Korean peninsula]

Am I the only one who read the headline as Jazzy Jeff instead of Jazz’s Jeff?

Answer depends on whether you ask Alex Jones or Louise Mensch.

POURING THINGS IS HARD SOMETIMES

Short answer: No

“...and you can try this on your wife, if you can ever pry her away from your dad-in-law...”

“So, when you guys are off duty, do you go to Martha’s Vineyard? You make ... what does a poor person make ... $200k a year? Is that right? That feels right.”

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

That ball was always in hell, it just relocated from one part of 2017 America to another.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

This forever

Duplantis competes for Sweden internationally

Excuse me, but in a blind taste test they all voted for Pepsi.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

So disconcerting. Usually Flyers goalies don’t crash until the playoffs.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.