Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

At least for the last guy, sure.

So they’re going for a symbolic loss over the actual loss. It’s a bold strategic move.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Wright State, wrong college

Deion Sanders was an absolute motherfucker in Super Tecmo Bowl.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Eat a bag of dicks.

That video was tragic and it moved me. I just hope no one here in the comments throws any shade at Hue.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

“Fuck that kid.”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

His Japanese roster lists him as Otani and MLB uses Otani, though he’s worn jerseys with both “Otani” and “Ohtani.” Baseball-Reference uses Otani, and so does every media outlet I’ve seen. If you can find a recent team or media example of Ohtani, would love to see it. (Sincerely! I saw people refer to him as Ohtani…

nah

The 2016 election is what a Mel Brooks movie would look like in a universe without laughter.