A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

First, let’s clear up a few things. Pussies can push out a baby, one swift kick to your balls and you’ll crumple like Chris Christie’s self respect. Next, the sad sacks that make up the team should have just, ya know, told the truth particularly if words don’t mean anything as you claim, and dealt with the…

Yes, it is so sad that some exceptionally privileged young men might learn that they sometimes have to slightly modify their behavior so as not to be pointlessly antagonistic towards the rest of the world solely for their own bratty, self-obsessed, manchild amusement. A real tragedy. I, for one, do not know how I will…

Jeez, even Soccer’s sex scandals are boring.

In 2001, I said to my dad (like me, a lifelong Red Sox fan), “I guess with all that happened this year, you have to root for the Yankees in the World Series.”

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I’d say it’s good to know Rebecca Black found work, but even she’s better than this.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

You can tell how excited they are in Cleveland right now. It’s written all over their facials

This douche looks like the bastard son of Spiderman and ICP

While I’m a bit turned off by the blatant racism, I applaud their excessive use of glory holes.

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

Normally I am not a fan of reboots but this new version of Twins seems pretty promising.

OK, im in.

Yeah but on those shows, the food doesn’t rotate. That appears to be the case here.

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?