Being a Jets fan is the most morally justifiable thing I do. I’m pretty sure it technically qualifies as an act of charity.

My dad is from Richmond, VA, and has been a lifelong, die-hard Skins fan since the days of Sonny Jurgensen. He has also been a Civil War re-enactor for over 20 years, re-enacting in the unit from Robert E. Lee’s army where we had eight ancestors killed in action during the Battle of Gettysburg. He’s not the most…

For real though, I’d like to thank the Washington football team.

He never asked to be your huckleberry.

Maybe I’ll make a male-only sarcastic comment compilation, so more attention gets paid to this vastly underrepresented demographic.

“ it moves quickly and doesn’t take a huge amount of time, and anyone can understand it.”

Name ten? Okay. From now on ten is to be called Steve.

Never thought we’d lose two awesome Princes in one year.

I think you’re the one sacrificing a lot of power. All for speed.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

Much like the actual Chicago Blackhawks, the Chicago Blackhawks sponsored Porsche was eliminated much sooner than anticipated

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

I guess the only difference here is that shitpile isn’t used figuratively.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

You can actually see the change after that hit too, red shirt guy’s like “holy shit you got me good there Biff, let’s shake and call it off because I know you’ll kick my ass”.

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.