he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Your sports talk radio show is Tiny and The Wet One on 590, The Sports Obliteration.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

In the bathroom, aka Oakland Co

I didn’t know they kept their field mics inside the toilet reservoirs in Cleveland.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

4) Not you and don’t hate life.

Roberto Cemente

I’m hoping this is how things go down at the RNC tonight.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Regarding the dunk, the Drew League issued the following statement:

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

I got 11 balls today

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

“Block From Every Conceivable Angle” is the title of my upcoming dating advice book.

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.