I actually eyeballed that game in my library for a hot second this weekend. Not sure if I should be relieved that I skipped it or slightly guilty for doing so.

Nuh uh. Leave the printer. Go for the toner.

Could not give less of a shit.

“But Lin is only 13! What if putting her into a bikini turns me into a pedophile?”

That’s not what that means, but you shine on you crazy diamond.

“If you feel umcomfortable[sic] when you are not working with women,”

A minor point: the robots at that race are only hostile if you hit them (or, I think, if you mess with them via the nearby terminal). I wiped out the raiders while dodging the robots who were still gleefully running laps amidst the carnage.

I, too, worked for Comcast internet support and Codiferous used exactly the correct amount of text that should be spent on that monument to human suffering.

I waited to get my armor from BOS until about level 30 (So. Many. Sidequests.). They gave me a full set of X-01B.

Seriously, how does anyone go into Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter expecting quality cinema?

Yup.

I’ve spent the last year or so (figuratively) shitting all over Destiny, but last night I picked up TTK (because I make poor purchasing decisions, you see) and honestly had more fun with it than I ever expected to, stopping only when I was about to pass out.

I regret that I have but one star to give to this comment.

What fucking dark sorcery is this?

That’s how I took it. I mean, this is an origin series; there’s no reason why they can’t show other characters evolve from humble beginnings into how we know them now.

You’ll need to ask Donald Trump’s hairpiece.

Maybe they should try climbing the ladder without being a complete tit marine, then.