They’re not going to get very far without a shitload of dimes.

“Target hasn’t addressed his trolling specifically”

Fucking gold.

Sadly, given the manner in which I see men talk to women on a daily basis, it really isn’t.

I, too, am a Chipotle app ordering monster because fuck waiting in that goddamn line like a common peasant.

“IDW comic series about Wyatt Earp’s great granddaughter battling supernatural threats is being developed”

Cringlebert Fishtybuns

“Yes, I’d like to go with a Bride of Frankenstein cut but without quite as much structure.”

It’s my last day at a job I hate and I’m feeling

Redshirts is pretty great.

Conan had a pretty touching tribute for Dave as part of his monologue last night:

7:04

Just started in on this. It hasn’t really hooked me yet (not to say that I’m not enjoying it) but I’ve been told I should soldier on.

As a depressed Caps fan, this made my entire day.

No. Black Widow is not a woman without a child. Black Widow is a woman whose choice to have a child was taken from her. There’s a gulf of a difference.

Yes. A thousand times yes.

Obligatory.