It’s 20-goddamn-15. Why are we still printing 200+ page reports?

Yes. Yes, this would do nicely.

Who let you out of the house with that hat?

I tried that for a while. Turns out I can do math in my sleep.

That would just leave us with the Ravens to cheer for and....no. No, I don’t see that ending well.

Much to our collective embarrassment, yes.

I image Quying Boyd sounds like “crying bird” in a seriously thick Bronx accent.

Well said.

I still miss his American Service Center commercials.

My binge watching of Daredevil has left me with a desire to see the Capitals vs. Anaheim for the Battle of Coaches Most Closely Resembling the Kingpin.

The Verizon Center (where the Capitals play) has this as well.

Huh. I didn’t know it was possible to roll my eyes hard enough to see my prefrontal cortex.

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

This guy did a reddit AMA a while back that was hysterical.

They mentioned the word, "reorg" for the second time in six months at work.

Obligatory best mirror scene

What about low, Japanese style beds? Asking for a friend.