How much does that "paint" weigh, I wonder...??

Gold prices have skyrocketed recently. Maybe it was just an investment. I hope it was just an investment. Helluv an ugly nestegg though...

Because dyslexia?

A Jeep Cherokee safety car? Really??? But yeah, most of these could have and should have been prevented, either by the saftey car driver or the race car driver. Beacuse...racecar driver

Joel, did he own a Winnebago? Did he hate them? Or did he just hate selling them? I just don't understand why he's so angry. Then again, I'm not sure I want to.

Sam Elliott: There's just one thing, Dude.

It was featured here. [jalopnik.com]

I'd be mad I didn't get a hat tip, but you can actually tip your hat to yourself. This was featured on May 7, 2008. Just sayin...

Golf GTI. Not technically the original hot hatch, but it might as well have been.

How young is too young?

Who the hell would want to let their ipad sit in the glove compartment for the sole use of being there in place of a proper owner's manual? The one time you'd need it, it would either be (1) dead (either battery or the actual ipad) from sitting in your car for so long, or (2) not there because it's an ipad, and it's…

The answer is simple: When you've lost that loving feeling. My old 4runner had 350k miles and I put a LOT of $$ into it to keep 'er going. Eventually, things just started feeling weird and, well, I just fell out of love with it.

In the past, I've always been more keen on the King Ranch. And in the future, it looks like I'll always be more keen on the King Ranch. Meh.

Ferrari F40, because, well, just look.

What, you don't have a dedicated donut room in your house?

Noooo, you clean floor.

bahahaha well played, sir. Well played.

I hate to beat a dead horse, but... I'd sure like to make Robert's mom scream... I don't own a Lamborghini but my rear seats do fold down...

Oh, I see what you did there. Made me chuckle.

Do want. It's incredible how flat that was around the corners. Well done.