Only if it’s a boy. If it’s a girl, MP4-12C obviously.

I’m in a league based on who stands and who doesn’t stand for the national anthem. I’m obviously sitting Kaep (1/2 PPkneel, full PPSit league) and maybe Seattle D/ST but after that I’m lost, please help!

I agree, there should be more competitive parking.

The Modern Man has nothing on this guy when it comes to VCR’s.

Reminds me of the first time I flawlessly unhooked a bra.

Probably with Jimmy Graham.

Kevin? You mean Brian.

According to my fact-checking software, this all checks out.

Jeter.

I feel like there should’ve been more foam/bubbles after that chug. I’m skeptical that that was in fact bud light lime (or beer at all).

Bloomberg is a manipulative idiot. This is just exhibit ZA out of ZZZZZ.

My friends already think I piss my money away...wait til they hear about this.

Behold, the Toyota Previa.

Pretty sure that's a crime.

The elusive MP4-12C is a close relative to the snipe.

It's also 3.36 in Lexington, KY, the second biggest city in the state. (It's actually $3.37 at the gas station I can see across the street from my office right now). It's cheap all around KY. It just brought that area in line with the rest of the state. I'm all about small government and am not a fan of this idea…

Do you get a bonus for writing well? Getting a lot of hits? Merica is built on this shit. Just wondering why you didn't investigate other university staff contracts.

Danny Ocean. Perfect crime. Tons of caves in the area. Bravo, sir.

Is Putty a reliable Saab mechanic?

Yeah but she still has to pay the tax on the hospital bill she won.