Meanwhile, Alex Cole remains at large.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

If he’s fired I’m sure there’s a job waiting for him at Coastal Carolina.

Would you feel better about things if you moved to the Shire and were among your people?

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

CCU campus police investigator Michelyn Pylilo abruptly concluded his investigation and exonerated all parties involved. It was rumored he’d had a visit from an unidentified source who cleared up any misunderstanding.

You know who should really be up all night? The Kinja grease monkey that’s necessary to undo this endless scrolling.

Somebody didn’t have a dad.

I have just one question:

Explain this...

Obviously Drew never collected baseball cards as a child. I did. I still have them. You know what they’re worth? Nothing.

Sound tech: “Let me just clip this lav mic on your lapel, Tony.”

Let’s start off more slowly: would you settle for the half-day during the week that he’s healthy?

WWF in the late 90's was dark fucking awesome.

Let me guess…this was Wrestlemania LXIX

Johnny Cash - One Piece at a Time

A-Fuckin’-Men. Can’t stand Mathney’s managerial “Skills”