Michael Redd

Triplin’ Luis Perdomo.

Lance Lynn is a fantastic post game interview. Enjoy him, Twins fans.

He came back from Tommy John after roughly 9 or 10 months, too.

Drunk 65 year old Howard Johnson lounge singer who lost his tongue in the war.

Carpenter Brut - “Turbo Killer”

Apparently a lot of people on Twitter were unaware that Jason Kidd is black.

Burneko is going to repurpose this list into a “Players Who Are Butt” article

Demented Are Go - “Retard Whore”

The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - “My Love Forevermore”

I just hurt something laughing at “Her insides are made out of a landfill”

Prayer for Cleansing - “Salvation”

You rang?

“Me too.”

“The only TRUE flu preventative is Milk and Honey Original Café Mix.”

Maybe he’s just a Conehead?

I have a bunch of tattoos and I 100000000% regret EVER getting my neck tattooed.

Here’s your EXTREMELY gross story for the day:

Another quirk about passports: If you owe more than $2500 in back child support, you cannot get a passport at all.

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