Doing sit-ups during the presidential fitness test in middle school I accidentally farted and it was so loud that the entire class stopped what they were doing and stared at me.

“Samer 2: More of the Samer”

Whoms’t*

HAH! Forgot that’s what the kid’s name was. Amazing how many Larrys have been chewed out by Hollywoo over the years.

“turn off location tracking on your phone if you already have it on, and say “wow, yeah, those things are weird, wonder how that turned off? lemme fix that, is it working for you now?””

Who else misread that as ASMR

This album has some rather fitting song titles to go with our lovely Illinois weather.

Bonilla got injured The Right Way

merry christmas

When it comes to first generation California thrash, there is always one correct answer:

Just came here to drop off my “In-n-Out is the most overrated burger in the world” take. It’s barely better than McDonalds.

Yeah? Well, my Pirates claimed Nik Turley off waivers from the Twins! Nik Turley!

I get more of a Jason Mendoza vibe from Gronk:

Bridge Over Bubbled Waters

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Sifl and Olly were great fun.

+1 Tasmanian Pain Coaster

And the always come right back to you.

That song that ESPN uses for the college football ads.

Casey’s pizza is fantastic, and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.