The Cruyff turn.

Why’d you do it ! Why’d you waste Cyrus?

KB I love livin’ in the city!

Hard to argue with.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

Or he’s not interested in women and so he’ll happily have dinner with any dude. That’s also why if there’s alcohol he needs his wife by his side. To stop him from getting drunk and eatin’ up all the dick in the room.

GTFO with Len Bias being a disappointment. He never missed a shot, committed a turnover, or lost a game in his NBA career.

Do you mean the Knicks are wasting the talent or he is? Because if you’re saying it’s him, there are a lot bigger wastes. My personal pick is Dwight Howard. God damn it, you fucking asshole. You could have been an unstoppable monster if you learned like one post move during your prime. Fuck you, Dwight, and I don’t…

“I’m such a team player I make all the other team players look like crap!” -James Harden

Revision:

I read “porte cochere” and couldn’t help but think of this:

instead of a traditional first pitch, president trump will hold a rally at a Hardee’s in Tampa Florida that will feature posters of baseballs. media will not be allowed to attend.

Maybe it wasn’t a shove, but rather an attempt to Copperfield?

Just curious: why do you use the Walgreen’s logo for your avatar?

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

I don’t like liking Jim Harbaugh. This is such a weird feeling.

Well, at least it’s sports related and not another e-sport story.

“She” - Misfits
“Tell Me When to Go” - E-40
“Die Die My Darling” - Misfits

San Diego Carmen

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.