The Brown-Throated Sloth is this year’s sleeper.

That Hanzal is so hot right now.

Ice Cube had led me to believe a nappy dugout was something else entirely.

What, there wasn’t a showing of Schindler’s List they could go to?

True, but bleacher report is still a shit filled dumpster fire. It’s like the Pepsi of sports websites.

I’ve always looked at it like this: If you take Olajuwon’s height away from him he’s Scottie Pippen. If you take Shaq’s, he’s Glen Davis.

Pictured: Bob Sagat

as far as I’m concerned Shaq has a free pass based on this gif alone

Literally in college we just called them “White Chocolate,” “Motorcycle,” and “Shotgun”.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Me, too. I find I’m a better all-around performer when I don’t have sex with Kate Upton.

I have one of those square plastic shapes on my dashboard where my sunroof switch isn’t. Glad to know it’s where I tow the car so I don’t end up looking like this schmuck.

Harrison Barnes can be cornerstones for the future

Wait, wasn’t that Metallica?

What? Your state needs water?

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I hope you leave enough room for this star, because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine.

I know this doesn’t really stem the hurt, from his perspective, but Glacier is one of the absolute best characters on WCW/NWO Revenge or Nintendo 64. He’s bad-fucking-ass! Which makes sense, given the Sub-Zero connection.

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