Hey man, I’m not beating you to no third leg.

Is it a Holiday in Cambodia though?

This is no laughing matter, except the part about trying to use a phone charger to strangle himself.

I know! I’ve been out shooting with plenty of autistic people, and let me tell you: they are HORRIBLE shots.

A coworker of mine believes all of this. He claims Antarctica is a wall that surrounds the disc of the Earth, and that “no one is allowed to look over that wall.” “What if you shot a satellite over the wall with a camera?” “They won’t let you!” “Dude, who is ‘they?’”

+1.9 x 10²⁷ kg

Scott Mellanby would be proud.

He’s the Macklemore of MMA

Uncle Drew is no Lil Penny.

And he’s bad

Taylor Negron basically made a career of making cameos (you say bit part, I say cameo), making him the greatest cameo actor of all time. Mr Pizza Guy in Fast Times, the mail man in Better Off Dead, the gas guy in One Crazy Summer, the clerk in Rivers Edge, and Elaines hairdresser in the Smelly Car ep of Seinfeld. His…

Black history month! Wesley Willis. I hate being broke.

Counterpoint: Eat before you get to the airport, you petulant child.

MassSox just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I suppose they could always move to Cummington though.

He’s still around.

Quuuuaaaaadee...play a sooooolooooo...

Now Hartford, the Whale... Hey they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

Fan 1: I’ve got a dog that looks Sharp in his Stars’ jersey